simple job..for an 'ambitious' player? (football story)

Former footballer Wayne Bridge yesterday announced his retirement by agreeing to stay as Chelsea's most reliable bench warmer.

Agitated by reports linking him with a move to Portsmouth, where he would be expected to actually play football, Bridge has opted to stay at Chelsea and watch Ashley Cole instead. "I love the lads," he confirmed. "Especially Ashley, because he does all the work."

Bridge also cited the great view of the Stamford Bridge pitch from his position on the bench and rubbished claims that his decision was financially motivated. "It's all ambition. And I'm an ambitious footballer. Winners medal don't state 'unused sub', do they? Best of luck to Ashley and the rest of the boys next season."
(sources: football365)

well..wat can i say..